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I took her on a date, things see­med so bright
I knew i would not need my you­porn tonight
We go to her place and we fool around
We throw all our clothes…to the ground

We begin as she turns out the lights
I start but feel some­thing so very extra tight
I hear your cry and i see her frown
I look at the con­dom, it is all brown

Last Night. oooo
I stuck it in the wrong hole
I’m so sor­ry, oooo
from the bot­tom of my soul
….cau­se i stuck it in the wrong hole

Try some pre­pa­ra­ti­on
it’ll make you feel bet­ter
In my defen­se
tho­se holes are so clo­se tog­e­ther

Oh baby baby
don’t feel defi­led
it’s a com­mon acci­dent
during dog­gy style

It was so dark
I couldn’t see so good
I had no idea
whe­re i put my wood

I want to make things bet­ter
want to make things alright
If you want you can put on a strap on
and give it back to me all night ( I’d rather if she didn’t)

Last Night. oooo
I stuck it in the wrong hole
I’m so sor­ry, oooo
from the bot­tom of my soul

I never ever want
to make you feel hur­ting
I guess thats why God made
that hole not for inser­ting

Tell me how you feel,
baby plea­se don’t pau­se
Now I know how they feel
in that HBO show OZ

May­be take some advit,
your pain it will fix
From the way you are wal­king,
you can com­pe­te in the spe­cial olym­pics

If this was Ala­ba­ma
we would be on tri­al,
That’s how my mom
took my tem­pe­ra­tu­re as a child (with a ther­mo­me­ter)

I’ve got a con­fes­si­on,
and I think you will mind
I kin­da lik­ed
when you put it in my behind

I don’t know baby,
I’m no Sodo­mi­te
Can’t we just try it again
tonight….? Alright!

Every night oooo
I stick it in the wrong hole
It’s so much fun,oooo
and we don’t need no birth con­trol
When we stick it in the wrong hole.
I stuck in your ass