Most of spam mails seem to deal with the enlar­ge­ment of the sexu­al organ of men. No mat­ter how lar­ge it is, if you’­ve got the money you should buy sub­s­tances that make it lar­ger. Or make him stand lon­ger. But as far as I know that’s it. There’s not much more to do with it.

What a dif­fe­rence to fema­le sexu­al organs. The­re ist hard­ly ever spam deal­ing with how to fix it in any kind of way. Alt­hough there’s so much you can do with it com­pared to the male organ:

What a fool I am. How long was I real­ly thin­king women turn into vege­ta­ri­ans to safe tho­se cuddly ani­mals.

What a giant hoax.

We should make the same enlar­ge­ment sto­ry up with the tight­ness and tas­te of fema­le organs. And that they should appear in a way that only spe­cial vege­ta­ri­an food can deli­ver. Or is that who­le vege­ta­ri­an thing strict­ly spea­king alre­a­dy that kind of sto­ry?